365 Fiction Bites

I guess taking up your mom's side in every matter, every fight and everything else means you are unequivocally gay. Whatever your gender. Could be only true 80% of the time, or even less. Still. My theory is, there must be a very determining gene that actives a neuron somewhere in our brains that allows a certain amount of cognitive functions to filter through an ultra common sense, for lack of better phrasing, which prevents us from wanting to emulate a complete ass.

In those cases it applies, of course. Not mine.